sometimes i dont know what to feel. why is it so difficult to understand.

the irony is just overwhelming.

there is something about my upperstudy that bothers me realll bad. something about his alignment of teeth makes him smile like a pervertic fat faggot. he appears to be smiling but he isnt. going to toilet with him makes my balls quiver in excitement fear. i wish i could knock out a few of his teeth with my helmet.

todays epiphany. i wan to be like wyner and i think i screwed my education.
yes, education brings back those maamorieeees. right after o levels i thought i was ready to face the challenges of life and making big decisions for myself. the next moment, i was smacked into an evil place where goblins lurk and gollums roam the hills. the moldy sign beside the rusty gate reads 'republic polytechnic' and below it were highlighted words 'this is your choice you retarded fuck so get the fuck in and enjoy'. after sitting on the fire playing with no face creatures for a few weeks, i've decided for myself i need a break. so i wrote a note to my dad on a 3M post-it, packed my bag and went on a trip to north buona vista road for help. Upon entering a building named MOE, my stupid scrawny self was immediately blown away by a gust of wind, landed with a splash. despite gulping a few mouthful of water i swam forcefully against the current. but something struck me amidst the fight, no man emerge a winner of nature! i mumbled a 'fuck' under my breath and took a nap. i woke up and found myself stranded below huge concrete walls. i recognised the place. it was a monsoon drain.

and so i climbed out of that mother fking drain, did a 3m leap over the fence did i then realised there was actually a hole through the fence, big enough for a panda to crawl through. i saw three majestic alphabets on teh wall. P J C. before i could figure out what that means, a group of girls with short skirts ran past me. i thought to myself, i love MOE. time spent there taught me alot of things. i've picked up new hobbies like clubbing and ponning. i dont have to worry about welfare as there are allocated areas in the campus meant for sleeping. lecture threatres tutorial classes are among the best. handicapped toilets and dance room are for some blowing activites. the hole in the fence was actually meant for certain creatures namely 'crashers' and 'latecomers'.

and so, time flies and my ass flew to the exam papers as fast as a hummingbird. i finished the papers faster than anyone else. i was proud. in the end, i got my grades. they were sweet and simple. the comments by my tutor were short. shorter than the girls' skirts. a kind teacher took some time off for me.
mr: so what do you think is the reason for these grades?
asshole: erm.....
mr: and who is to be blamed?
asshole: *points to the grades
mr: U?
asshole: *nods. yes, you.
mr: .......................................................................................................................................

actually the dots were more than it could fill this entry.

so getting thrown out of pjc made me walk out of my room, walk out of my house, to go outside and lol for awhile. the lol was for those like enoch seany and weiliang who got retained and something else i duno. or maybe the fly bite my balls. and here i am now, dressed in all green taking revenge at the flies and their counterparts with my expertised buddha claps.  i think i miss school. or perhaps the skirts. i dont know. i need to ask my dick later during bedtime videos.

bh pangseh me yesterday. but we had a good convo on soggy biscotti. i guess he must have rendezvoused with some fatass bitch behind some cardboards laid around hdb staircases. hows the feeling of getting owned in minesweeper? hahahahaha. aside from you pawning me today. i was distracted by porn.

oh and my new yr resolutions?
getting the old hag sitting behind my table with 3 gold bars on her skinny shoulders to let me go overseas. see that lynnette? why is it always that i have to oblige you? hahaha. or maybe i should decide with wilson where to go and you ladies just follow.

thats it for now. shall come back to life next friday evening after book out. going to count my sperms now. ciao~